last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
matt is drinking blue powerade and it looks like he has hypothermia. i can't take this kid anywhere.
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
Something growled at me in your dark backyard last nt. Hoping it was my landwalking laser sharks and not Andy.
Who the hell brings a 6pack to a party. I'm trying to make mistakes.
Long labias. Talking about. Too drunk to explain. Tomorrow.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
Just watched two people have sex in the pool. Hope you enjoy your yeast infection courtesy of the comfort inn.
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
I can’t tonight. I’ve got to see about a penis
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