There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
God that barista is texting me bout his life like i care i mean dude just hook me up with free coffee thats why i gave you my number
I wish we couldve been like jesus and the desiples tongith
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
Went home with a guy last night with Taco Bell sauce in my hair and on my pants
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
Nothing ruins your day more than waking up to you dogs crotch in your face
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