So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I smell like I just crawled out of a bottle of champagne and landed on the floor of taco bueno.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
It's "your husband had his mouth on my vagina" awkward.
His idea of role playing was him wearing the halloween mitt romney mask while I gave him head
I'm putting you on my Emergency card so i can spend the last ounce of strength in my hospital bed to flip you off.
I currently need breakfast in bed, morning sex, and a bourbon and diet coke. Make this happen
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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