he pointed at my clit and asked with a confused face, 'whats this thingy??"
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
There is a large scratch and bruise about the size of a pizza bagel next to my vagina. Please text back if you know what happened.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
I just overheard this sorority girl saying "It's like trick or treting but for alcohol and with no costumes." I'm jealous.
I'm sorry that throwing up fish and Jamaican Rum in the back of your dad's car ruined our friendship
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Well there's only 4 people in my class, we've watched a video, the instructors encouraged us to start using cocaine and now we are on break.
It's been productive.
She's so high she just screamed into the pile of takeout boxes "which one of you gave me diarrhea"
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