Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
We aren't going to mix hockey and sex texts tonight.
I totally agree. all sexting is on hold till after the games over.
Playoffs. This shit is serious.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Well someone named our apartment "the eiffel tower" on facebook check-in so I think they know..
Incoming: this is a booty call. To accept, please reply with an appropriate time. To reject, please reply "N" and the information will be filed for future reference.
Ugh I just wanna make an announcement like: Attention high school classmates: if we haven't spoken in 5 years, we don't need to start now. Please be on your way
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
May the one with the liver that just won't quit win
I though us hooking up in the field was your way of saying you were an outdoors person
Don't send the creepy guy a picture of your penis. That's my Christmas wish
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
He kept saying "i'm lost" while he was sitting on his couch...
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