He seems like he has feelings, which is completely unacceptable; esp for a boy in college.
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I probably shouldn't have followed up that rainbow sherbet with beef jerky. This is a whole new level of fat, even for me.
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
Yo I tried to get u stoned for ur dreams by blowing weed smoke in ur face while u slept. Ur welcome.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm buying groceries with adderoll. I hope I'm never this broke again.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
That's not "anything", that's you deep throating a mozzarella stick.
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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