And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
And he probably thinks I'm in love with him but after three shots of Patron you love anything
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I broke the girls bed. I will not apologize about bragging.
I am a woman. I need to be selective about the porn I stream on my phone. Who knows if my cell will ever get lost, who will see it and what they'd think otherwise. Keepin' it classy tampa.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
What the hell was that?
Genius. It was sheer genius.
Randomize
