she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm going to be blunt here. I don't actually care what you're doing tonight. I just need to know if I need to shave or not.
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
And I really REALLY don't feel like cleaning cinnamon off my penis tonight.
I managed to get through my meeting without throwing up in someone else's office, so there's that for an accomplishment today.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
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