The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I found his retainer in my ass crack. It smells like shame.
Dear me: Drinking & crying tonight, my place, 9pm sharp. Love, your life
I just sold my hat for three car bombs. I call that a win.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
How do you forget making out with a coworker in the dressing room at Sears on more than one occasion?
...object impermanence?
Is this like a preordered booty call?
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
He just got home after serving 5 years in prison. And I think I may courtesy fuck him. Best Christmas present ever.
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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