I want leopard sheets
haha sexcapades
thats the plan
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
Babe. You eat pussy like a god warrior sent from a galaxy far far away to destroy female genitalia with new realms of pleasure. That's how I know your not gay.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
He's far too busy staring into my soul to touch my tits.
I feel like I put a fire out with my hand but idk if that was a dream or not
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
My saturday night consisted of sewing my Halloween costume and watching Blues Clues
You actually...sewed your costume?
Well the good news of being walked in on, my mom says your tits are pretty. Then she added that hers were like that once. Fml
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
You just sent a mass text asking if anyone ever drank the blood of a goat in the glorious name of Satan...after that we confiscated any writing utensil
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