Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
the owner gave me a free bottle of vodka and a 12pack of red bull if i agreed to leave. my drunken antics are finally paying off.
Just bought a handle of vodka with the excuse of "just in case we drink tonight"
Oh I forgot to tell u. I hit someone with my car in the RiteAid parking lot. More like a nudge.
I just watched the lion king for the first time in years. It's like the equivalent of a really good blow job.
In other more interesting news I'm going to arrange a surprise orgy. You in?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
I guess I look like the kind of girl who would buy edible, weed-infused lube.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
You ran outside of the party to do the rain dance and swim in puddles
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
Made out with sailor moon tonight. Childhood dreams do come true.
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