Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
Between the booze, mechanical bulls, and penis's I think my body hates it when I'm single
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
Why did I just get a ziplock baggie labeled "2010" on it from you in the mail?
The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
your girlfriend showed us your homemade porn last night.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Accent: check. Hot body: check. 8" dick: check. Feeds me biscuits in bed after rampant sex: check. Should I continue with my "Why I'm not coming back to the States" List?
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
I need mimosas to revive my soul
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