its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
Her pussy was so beautiful. That's what I'LL miss the most. Not the omelets. You're the roommate, obviously our priorities on this situation are vastly different.
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
Props to the guy blatantly doing coke in the bathroom at the bar. Walked out of the stall with a credit card in hand, sniffing loudly and shouting "choo choo"
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
I was randomly pulled aside to have my bag checked. It had 50 condoms in it.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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