i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
handjob tips. give me some.
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
So i told him he was the 3rd i have ever slept with and then i found out he had actually slept with 5 other girls besides me. And his reply was well your number one on this hand.
No. Do you know how much this carpet cost? If she comes over, you put down towels this time. i'm so not kidding.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
She pulled out a handful of chest hair. And then gave the room a Brave Heartesque speech.
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
The sad thing was my husband told her its ok to make out with me. Bar Tuesdays will live on regardless.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
WTF? Why is there a pic of my tits in ur dad's office?
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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