Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
Bartending School is so much more enjoyable now that I realized I was in rehab at this time last year.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
I didnt want you guys to know I needed to puke, so I just nonchalantly did in my solo cup and threw it out the window
Don't worry, the house smells like waffles more than sex
Everyone here is taking crazy amounts of mescaline and I'm just over here like hey have you tried the pretzel rolls mmm
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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