They should really pass out barf bags in church
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
He had a huge mole on his dick. Genetics has cockblocked him for life.
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
Just saw my father's penis. Don't know what to say.
There is a mirror in the headboard of the bed that I'm sleeping in so I can immediately question life choices when I wake up.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
Dude she said she'd let me snort a line off her ass now I just have to wait for them to break up
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I invited him to my hotel room via snapchat. I'm one hell of a classy bitch
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I have cats now. Five of them.
Have you considered starting a global domination firm?
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