good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
haha I love it when I find out that girls who were mean to me in middle school are now some random dude's baby mama. thanks, facebook.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
How do I tactfully ask if the neighbors downstairs can hear me beating it?
My dealer's mom died on christmas eve. Is it too soon to see if he's holding?
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
Btw, just wanna point out that you've hooked up with two guys whose birthdays are today. Congratulations, you have a type!
I made him leave at 3am, he texted me a couple minutes later and said the elevator was broken and he was sleeping in there, but he said I was worth it so I don't feel guilty
Who knows. I'd probably only get a makeout with an OTPHJ from her so the return on sexual investment from her isn't looking that great.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
He was actually surprised when I poured myself a glass full of straight vodka. Clearly he doesn't know me as well as he thinks.
Went to waffle house after dropping my sister off at school and got into a heated argument with a drunk/hungover philosophy professor I will not name. I won the argument.
Randomize
