i permit you to call me
I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
Moan for me like Helen Keller
Saw some pubes in our toilet, hope the new look works out tonight.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
he turned down sex AND sandwiches. who the hell does that?!
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Kriste-san. Brian-sensai going to sleepy times acturry. Kriste-grasshopper will spend fun-fun times with Brian-sensai and glorious redbox movie tomorrow yes?
Most creative movie date proposition... ever.
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
Thank you for letting me get drunk enough to forget he was there tonight, but not drunk enough to make a complete fool of myself.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
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