It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
brittany murphy hurts far more than michael jackson, patrick swayze, etc because i never masturbated to any of those other people
We couldn't find any ping pong balls, so we used a fishing bobber. Could we be more country?
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
No. one of us needs a degree and I am already the alcoholic friend. I can't do everything
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Okay, tomorrow we'll have a day of life-sorting and plasma-selling.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
I might as well just sew it shut at this point.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
Put my boyfriend in a chastity cage while he was passed out last night. Now I control his orgasms.
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