I love reading their "i love you more" , "no i love you more" war on facebook today knowing that he hooked up with me last night. I bet i know who wins that one.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
you woke me up at 7 am banging on my wall.. what the hell
thats the international knock for joint time
We convinced you to take a shot out of the sponge...there were still suds in it.
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
My exam ends at 4pm so I plan to be passed out in the bar by 5pm. Want to join me?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
He fucked me in his tour van, I feel like an official groupie.... Except I don't even listen to his band.
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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