Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
you were eating the carrots out of my guinea pig's cage and saying that you needed them more than they ever would.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
Just bought a breathalyzer and Sharpies, guess who thought of a new drinking game
that freshman chick we always see on the weekends walked into art class wearing a jaegermeister shirt and holding a monster, which she proceeded to shotgun with a pair of scissors. It sickens me to know I will never achieve her level
Just paid off my possession ticket on 4/20. Helloooo awesome.
I went back to the party but by then they were all sitting on the floor in the dark listening to we are the champions on full blast.
Within the hour, he sent me 8 texts and 4 voice memos. One of the memos was just him whistling for 3 minutes. ...It's official, I attract the crazies.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
I was in the bathroom and I heard a phone ding inside one of the stalls. I really wanted to say, nature is calling, but I was still in my work uniform
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
Mike's not allowed to drink vodka anymore. He couldn't get his temporary tattoos (stickers) to stick so he super glued them on.
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