it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
I think I could pass a breathalyzer. But with like a C.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
if youre gonna throw up it might as well taste like christmas :S
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
I did it again.
I drunk texted John McCain.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
I'll bring spiced rum
I am not drinking that devil juice
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