yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
A relator touring our house this week saw the picture in our bathroom of steven passed out, yellow faced, with BALLS on his forehead, and had to ask "if that kid was alive or dead".
He was in me and said I can't believe this happened because of facebook. MOOD KILLER.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
As hard as i've been partying lately their gonna have to revoke my organ donor status
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
You can't just be this socially awkward and sexually frustrated and jealous as a fucking demon and be expected to stay sober.
I accepted my type is not "conventionally attractive" when she asked me "Him? Are you sure?" 5 times in front of him last night
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
Randomize
