Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
I wonder if she has a lisp when she orgasms...
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
I kinda wanna eat your hands right now.
Put down the everclear and go to bed.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
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