How do you wash franks red hot sauce, whip cream, grapejuice and shame out of silk?
I would just throw it away. You cant just wash out shame, it has to soak for like a month.
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
totally worth getting kicked out for trying to throw my drink on lindsay lohans ankle bracelet.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
your like the ambassador to my penis.
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Phone sex soon? I mean date. Sex date. Date phone.
all 3? possibly?
I think I'm up to the challenge.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
Duuuuuuuude, I need you to sleep with my girlfriend so I can tell you both to move out
He showed up at my door at 3 AM wearing a Santa hat with a tiara attached.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
And it only took a fake engagement ring, a condom and a bowl of weed
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