But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
You know its been a rough night when you wake up and the first thing you remember is your mom going skinny dipping.
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
No. I either had a 6 minute orgasm or I had so many I lost count. I'm still not sure.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
I figured working in my office on the 34th floor I'd be safe railing xanax off my desk. Of course, I snort it just in time for the window washer guy to give me a thumbs up.
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
I sharted in court today and had to sit on it for about three and a half hours.
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