break up sex still means we will always be broken up.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I feel like dying is the new "adopt an african baby"
Anyway, my grandfather thinks you're attractive
I wish you got a notification every time someone masturbated to a Facebook picture of you...
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
I can get there in 20, one question, Drress Code? Stripper Lite (make up may require an additional 5-10 minutes), Suggestive Professor (professor Kamil's cleavage ain't got nothing on me), Daywear, Dyke (and trust me you ain't seen dyke), or Exactly What I'm Wearing Right Now. (all of the above may arrive under a coat and are subject to my level of sobriety. Which is currently like nonexistent).--xoxo you know you love me, Gossip Girl.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
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