i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
It's a gateway drink.... Starts with wine... Then I wake up in my car with mascara on my arms covered in french fries...
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
I feel like having peed on eachother is a point in our lives we should never have gotten to...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
The adults are the big ones right?
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Did you have a good sleep?
if a good sleep includes waking up cuddling a bottle of wine I had a GREAT sleep
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
Btw you guys passed out eating DP dough and watching Pocahontas... on a monday
it was stoner heaven..
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