Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
Countdown til Saturday. I'd assume we're somewhere around 10,000 bottles of beer on the wall.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
he's downstairs watching tv with my family... I called the home line so my mom could bring me my make up bag cause my real face would prob make him delete my number
Dude. She told me she felt bad for not giving me more blojobs. HOW COULD THAT HAVE GONE BETTER?
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
I don't care if he got kidnapped by a cult one time he is a dick
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
Honestly, the only reason I've been productive today was because I ended up organizing my apartment while searching for my vibratory charger.
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