Goddamnit I hate your level headedness
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
Just shaved my legs with toilet water in a walgreens bathroom. I am so classy.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
Do you think I should make him wait for my responses or do you think sophomore have no concept of time like dogs?
She just tried to snort granola up her nose but its ok she's not bleeding.
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
i need to stop establishing animals as safe words. Giraffe and Penguin are really awkward words to say during sex
You never know true fear until you're on your period in a house full of white furniture.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
Randomize
