we agreed that it was acceptable to get the cat high as long as we gave her a lot of food.
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
You made a glowstick headband with a helium balloon tied around it and climbed a tree in high heels. I was impressed.
Only Jon could get an entire commuter train to chant "Ride! Jon! Home!" to get a girl in bed.
My only positive piece of news is that my roommate is moving home for the summer, so our stress-relief sex will be much easier to get away with.
World Cup Drinking Game: Take a shot every time they call a foul for something we don't understand. Gotta risk it to get the biscuit.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
All I've done today is nap, eat candy and get off from my vibrator. I didn't know it was possible to be THIS single.
the guy working the counter at the liquor store noticed i got my haircut and said it was pretty.....
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
A lady played my boobs as if they were drums. It's been that kinda night.
I just motorbotted some guy and my hair got stuck in his nipple ring...owww
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