It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I can't make Walk of Shame Wednesdays a recurring theme.
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
I am 48% hangover, 48% bruises and 2% fingers I'm texting with.
I want to play lord of the rings tonight. And by that I mean get really drunk, potentially lost, and go trekking through the woods or climbing shit. I want all of you there. You are the fellowship. This is a mass text. I am insanely high.
He refused to pierce my nipples, saying they are the best he's ever seen and that blemishing them would be a crime
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
Well I had to use a seat cushion at Soul Cycle today so, yeah, I'd say the sex was good
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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