got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
I guess I should mention that I have already fucked the Fed Ex guy.
That changes everything.
I think this baby is eyeing my beer
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I opened up my wallet and it was filled with puke.
Can one of you do me a favor? Light a match and throw it into my room. Bc I'm certain I would rather be burned to death than live in this hell I call my life
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
Doing tequila shots with my ex to celebrate that we broke up... not awkward at all.
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
Woke up this morning with Nerf Bullets stuck to everything in my house and nut in my belly button. What exactly happened last night?
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I told ya. I'm super awesome at making things super awkward. I'm the Awkwardnator.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
I DONT HAVE THE SOCIAL SKILLS TO EXPLAIN THAT YOU DIED EATING MY PUSSY
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