he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
One of my bosses just told me she's having communication problems because mercury is in retrograde this month. I think she's serious.
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
if youre pregnant and ruin my spring break i'll never forgive you.
Spilled red wine all over my bed. This has to be the fiftieth time ive refused to fall asleep without a drink in my hand
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
maybe if I avoid him long enough we could skip the talking part of "we need to talk"
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
That broad from the bar put her name in my phone as "The girl I'm going to marry in 10 years".
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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