I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
craigslist free llama. are you in or are you in?
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
Not remembering where I left my grinder before vacation #stonerproblems
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
It's very rude to dive mouth-first into someone's crotch without knowing if their wife is cool with it.
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
Granted every 20 shifts of working there you seem to be on par to receive some sort of racy satisfying sexual encounter which money can’t buy
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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