It only happened twice. Once we used extra virgin olive oil and once I used saliva and brute force.
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
In a bar in glasgow talking to a 12 year old about life. Welcome to Kentucky.
My last memory involves me naked in a mens's bathroom stall. I really hope my date was with me.
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
It's all fun and games until some random starts jerking it on the deck.
I would rather burn my vagina off with a damn flame thrower before I would touch anything that has touched her skank ass.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
Apparently "I have the beer shits" isn't the excuse my boss wanted to hear. So sue me
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
You don't make any sense
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