You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
I JUST HAD PHONE SEX. WHILE TAKING A BATH. FOR AN HOUR. EATING A PLATE OF BURRITOS. TOP THAT SHIT.
After he finished he proceeded to check my boobs for breast cancer.
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
I was super proud of him for making a mature relationship decision, and then I remembered that he cheated on her. With me.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I'm shotgunning a meatball sub and watching flip or flop. i have reached a new level of singledom.
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
You know that panicky moment when you go home with a guy and realize you’ve been there before?!? HAPPENING RIGHT NOW!!!
Turns out I banged his son a few months ago but the kids back at college so I don’t have to worry about him walking in while Dad has me bent over the couch
Having a bangable neighbor is going to ruin my booty call game. I refuse to go across town for dick now
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