Was it cool?
About as cool as only getting a handjob on your honeymoon.
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
He just kept yelling woof and then threw money all over me...
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
Well I was going to go home but vodka happened.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
I'm killing it this week, I've peed my pants and put my vibrator into the washing machine.
Well I'm nervous now about the consequences of letting you loose
It's a big decision, I respect that you need to think about it.
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
The only words I could make out were "Dicksmash McIroncock".
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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