We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
MY DAD AND I ARE ON OUR WAY OUT OF FLORENCE AND I JUST SAW A MAN AT A BUS STOP WITH A GIMP HAND SLAP HIS DAUGHTER ACROSS THE FACE WITH IT.
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
it was like eating out sand paper
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
she fell through a window trying to flash someone
When I start carrying a bottle in my hand, jumping from boat to boat with a grenade horn. YOU should know this isn't going to turn out well.
Everyone already knows you're a drunk, they understand.
I am going to MURDER whoever gave him my phone number but it was probably drunk me so I'm conflicted.
In Punta Cana for my bachelor trip, hopefully tomorrow my passport is blacklisted
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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