There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
To answer your question of whether I "went back," tits just informed me I was kicked out for falling off my barstool and passing out on the floor...
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
The highlight of the night was when he yelled "WAS THIS CONDOM MADE FOR TODDLERS??"
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
You fell out of his top bunk onto his set of golf clubs. After seeing blood on your leg, you proceeded to sing "the first cut is the deepest" while sprawled on the golf clubs
It happend again, swimming on the floor... Vodka is my friend
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
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