I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
He actually believes he's not an alcoholic if he doesn't go to meetings.
she's walking around the room telling people she can make the room move with her mind and then she shakes her head really fast yelling 'see?!'
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
Just threw up in the MSO airport men's room. We're at that point this morning.
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
I feel like every time I get the courage to masturbate to a guy from Game of Thrones, they kill him off.
I work 80 hours a week to prevent myself from just laying in bed and masturbating all day. It's a hands off strategy.
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You asked me if I ever met a talking rock and when I said no, you looked me dead in the eye and said today was my lucky day then you crawled into a ball and started talking...that high.
I tried making my own red bull with crushed up caffeine pills, bubbley water and flintstones chewable vitamins. The ER doctor sead I'm lucky to be alive.
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