Just found my girlfriend's stash of animated Japanese porn
And to think, I actually considered breaking up with her
If I sit on the seam of my jeans just the right way when the bass hits, this might be my new favorite band.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
Don't EVER smell your tampon
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
I'm sorry for peeing on your door. But it was your decision to open it.
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
Yeah I'm at work. Nothing like the threat of blowing chunks on passing cars to make you feel alive.
Seriously, I look like I crawled out of a bog. Succeeding at being as undateable as possible.
Is 36 too old to fuck a college student? THIS IS BOTH IMPORTANT AND TIME SENSITIVE
Why is no one on Snapchat tonight? I want to see other people having fun so I know it still exists.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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