I think the recipie for awesome sauce is butter and semen
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
While I was fucking her, they came in and served us both weed from a hookah. best. friends. ever.
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
Almost peed between 2 cars...till I realized that it's daytime and I'm sober.
You told them to let you give him stitches claiming you were a certified nurse because you've taken plant biology classes
The party got busted because you two got caught having sex on the neighbors trampoline, come on man.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
she's fucked both of my roommates but not me. i feel like I'm not part of the group anymore
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
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