i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
Hey babe, chan wants you to stop texting her about the size of TJ's dick. please.
too bad they don't have a 'people you may be able to do' thing on facebook. it would save me a lot of fucking time.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
i was gonna do a lot worse than just throw cat food on you while you were passed out, but then you sleep vomited and i felt a little bad
i mean, i offered you kinky, jungle themed sex. i don't know what else you want from me
Dress was in bathroom covered in shards of glass, earrings on living room floor, bracelet still missing, purse in backyard. The cast of Princess Bride all left the bar to make sure I was ok. Perfect night
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Thursday could be nutella day. You could make me a nutella sandwich and then fuck me senseless
I may or may not have definitely said the words "how do I put this beer in my purse without looking like an alcoholic" last night.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
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