Well I thought I'd be nice but yeah I'm not a fan of you either you're an arrogant stupid cocky unfunny loser. Don't talk to me you're crazy
youve choked your chicken with your arm asleep and acted like it was some1 else right?
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
My boyfriend woke me up in the middle of the night to have sex with me right before I had sex with another guy in my dream. What a unique sixth sense his penis has.
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
He is currently passed out on his toilet. Point day drinking.
i need you to come over and tell me if you can notice that i'm only wearing a teddy underneath my trenchcoat
This is the fourth guy that I've broken in to gay sex. How the hell do they find me?
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