Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
Suck a a big bag of reindeer cock bud. Sent from church. See you in hell
cutting back on calories before spring break by only taking shots instead of drinking actual drinks.
the diet of an alcoholic...
My girlfriend was pissed, so if I had to guess, i'd say I had a GREAT time last night
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
I put the extra pregnancy test in my sex toys box as a reminder that my actions have consequences.
so, give him that "thank you for fighting for my freedom bj" & he wont even remember what you said in that six min voice mail.
All I've had today is a brownie and a shot of Jack, so you know. I'm doing ok.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
I punched some guy in the face for being an asshole then later I went to say sorry and give him a hug and he started making out with me. How was your new years?
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
Should I apologize for the loud sex I had in his living room? Because I'm not going to.
Definitely not.
Jack and I got in a huge fight at 6am. He fell asleep when I was giving him head so I freaked. We were both black out so I made a memo in my phone reminding me
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