You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I just realized I used lady gaga lyrics in my research paper on marie antoinette
I'm a 23 year old virgin. I've masturbated in ways you can't even imagine.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I hope there's a soldier with a Bedazzler just going to town right now.
After she cried and passed out at four in the morning, I had a very lovely, very drunken conversation with her mother while decorating a cake into the shape of a penis.
I am way too attached to fictional lesbians.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
you're welcome to come here, except my beds from ikea so it's more unstable than i am
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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