god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Dude...that line about her giving me a blowjob to get rid of her hangover actually got rid of her hangover. Spread the word.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Then, halfway through our conversation, I remembered what you drunkenly told me last night and was all "maintain eye contact, do not look at his massive penis".
You did that scary laugh you always do when you're blacking out except she's never heard it before and though you were choking and screamed at all of us when we didn't call an ambulance
Sober me admires drunk me's enthusiasm, but there is no way I'm going to make it out there today.
Lol drunk you is so full ideas and happy. Sober you is full of grumpy reality.
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
She came home, put on the news, left a 20 minute drunk message on her friends machine, then proceeded to play back the entire message laughing hysterically and then just passed out
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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