Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I was rubbing the clit just like wikipedia told me to.
Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
I'm so tired of waking up with my bed full of deli meats.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
You couldn't remember her number so you tried to dial her name into your phone. Once you realized you didn't know her name, you dialed 7 random numbers
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
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