I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
Best porno line to date...."drinks are on me..." while she female ejaculates into a wine chalice
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
Don't stress. That was a joke. I'd trust my pets with no one else. Accidents happen. Sometimes things go smoothly when you help a neighbor out and sometimes you electrocute their fish. Life is funny that way.
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
I'm gonna have to shit in a bar again tonight
Dude. She was wearing nothing but Wonder Woman panties and a flag for a cape and sneaking around leaving PBR's by passed out people for the morning. She called herself the 'Merica Fairy.
Why haven't you proposed already?
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