If you had to guess, would you say that as a species, midgets are more or less flammable than humans?
Less. Duh. They have less combustible mass.
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
I think I took your hangover as a birthday present
So I decided to put different foods on my dick to see which would feel the best
and??
Cake is only good when you eat it
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
I feel like he's only with me because no one else would blow him.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
I am laying in your bed and just found a bottle of wine under your pillow ...should have married you...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
twas supposed to be night one of rebound break but it was night one of get sloppy drunk and dance half naked in an ice shack
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
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