no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
Omg I'm so stupid. All the peoples fb status that said "spain" I thought they were all going to spain.......
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
Did he ask you why you were in his back yard Sunday night?
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
you dont know your limits until you wake up with a black eye and a bruised rib and find out you got ran over by a bicycle last night
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
Hey. Did I get punched in the face last night?
Yeah. I told you I would and you didn't believe me.
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