Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
apparently smacking a customer in the face with his iPhone was not part of the WOW factor we learned in training...
swears the blind dude on this train is faking. Every day he stumbles and falls into a different girl's lap and then has to grab her tits to steady himself.
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
I just found a wine bottle in my shower. Must have been a good night.
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
But break dance skills will only take you so far
I just want the relationship Bob and Linda Belcher have- is that too much to ask?!
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
Just puked most of my soul out..
Did you guys just have three hour sex? You both stopped and restarted texting me at the same time
If I were to say yes, would we still be friends?
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