Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
she said it was ok for her to take her top off in the hot tub but she didn't take off her bottoms because that would be slutty
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
First of all...stop making excuses. Second of all...Fuck the surgeon generals warning
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I was so exhausted I thought about using my deep throat spray to stop my coughing.
Whatever. I just smoked another bowl so I don't care and wow I just noticed how fast my thumb moves when I text. I'm amazing.
Sorry about coming to the pool in only a thong. I thought you said it was closed. Not that you were teaching a group of kids how to swim.
There's no discreet way to sneak a cucumber into the shower lol
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
After we hooked up he started to cry and called his mom and told her he wanted to marry me
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
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