a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I just want you to know that me val and amanda are drinking on top of a hill lookig at the chicago skyline drinking icehouse and we just peed in public.
So I'm eating my sandwich... and a penny fell out of it.
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
she tends to only attract lesbians and homeless men
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
You decided that walking wasn't in the cards for you anymore
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I ate pizza in bed, sans pants, and then carved a pumpkin. FUNCTIONING ADULT MOTHERFUCKERS!
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
He was playing minecraft so I took a shower with my vibrator
Best part though was when he wanted to cuddle and I was like, I'm going to go.
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